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yeah agree
if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell
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they should have google maps but for searching things like “beautiful old oak tree near me”, “cool, refreshing creek near me”, etc. you see my vision
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I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself
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can you practice what you preach
upright dog with human speech
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No one ever: I hate Ellen DeGeneres.
Checking in eleven years later folks and it does seem like I was hugely wrong on this one. a BIG my bad to everybody involved
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thank you guys for playing blogs with me
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Spicy stuff has an unusually high ceiling, it seems like. Salty foods can only be as salty as salt. Even the sourest candy of all time poses basically no challenge to an adult palate. Spicy foods, though? They can be spicy enough to make you throw up and that’s not even approaching the spiciest food ever. A spicy food can kill you by being spicy
Sour absolutely has a high ceiling. It’s just caused by acidity, isn’t it? We could go all the way to “dangerously corrosive”, could we not?
One time, I ate so much sour candy in one sitting that my tongue started actually bleeding
I tasted hydrochloric acid in high school and it was so sour it left a visible burn on my tongue
you what now
you tasted fucking what now?
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looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me
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you should be able to right click things in real life and see how old they are
somewhere out there is information on when these streetlamps were erected and who put them up, it’s just not information available to me. and i don’t like that. i should know everything forever.
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